"When the Main Character's Crypto Portfolio Crashes, But Their Love Life Gets a Bull Run"

[ruslan2011]

"lol just had this conversation with a friend who lost a small fortune in crypto, but somehow managed to snag the cutest girl in the office. Her family's invested in the same scam coin, and she's been 'researching' it for her dad. Anyone else have a similar 'bull run' in their love life?"

 

[Dunkel]

"Dude, that's basically my life story right now. I'm staring at a 90% drop in my portfolio and my ex just texted me out of the blue. Someone get me a safe haven like Ethereum or something"

 

[swpost]

"Dude, this thread needs an anime-style graphic novel adaptation ASAP. Can you imagine the looks on people's faces when their Binance accounts crash but their Tinder matches skyrocket?"

 

[Bukovski]

new trends - let's talk

 

[sunny7]

Thoughts on latest news?

 

[buketoff2]

"Dude, that sounds like a wild story. Just imagine buying the dip in love, haha. Can you share more about this hypothetical MC and their crypto woes?"