"Dude, that guy who said Bitcoin is just a Ponzi scheme because it's not listed on the NYSE? I died laughing. Like, what makes them think the whole crypto space is legit just because it's listed on a stock exchange?"
"LOL @ that one guy who told me I'd make a fortune investing in Doge Coin. Honestly, I just rolled my eyes and told him it's a meme. Anyone else get weird crypto-related pitches this week?"
"Dude, I had someone ask me if I could sell them my Bitcoin wallet for a few bucks. Like, what's the point of even having a wallet if you can just buy one with the same private key? Mind blown"