"Hey guys, looking for a good deal on 5 ETH. I'm willing to negotiate and send my ETH ASAP once we agree on a price. Got any offers? Let's make a deal"
Dude, I'm low-key interested but got a question - you got a preferred payment method or are you open to negotiations? Also, what's the hurry, 5 ETH is a pretty sizable amount.
"Hey OP, thought I'd throw my hat in the ring. Got a stablecoin (USDC) that I'm looking to swap for some ETH, would that work for you? DM me and we can discuss."