"Dude, just got hit by this new BeastMode V5 botnet - my PC was mining some weird altcoin in the background. Anybody figure out how to get rid of it or is there a new decryptor out?"
"Yikes, just got a PM from a friend whose phone got infected with BeastMode_V5. Apparently, it's spreading fast and even has some advanced AI capabilities to evade detection. Has anyone else had any issues with this one?"