"Server Admins, Sound Off: Your Most Annoying User Stories"

AlexuS_

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"Alright admins, it's time to vent. I have a user who's been running a script 24/7 that's constantly eating up resources, and every time I politely ask them to stop, they get all passive aggressive about 'server capacity' and 'not my problem.' What are some of your most cringeworthy user stories?"
 

SergYork

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"lol I used to work in IT and my most annoying user was this one guy who thought his cat's internet connectivity issues were our problem . He'd send in tickets at 3am about how his cat's 'wi-fi wasn't working' and I'd have to explain to him that, no, it's not our fault his cat's cat tower is in the middle of the wifi router"
 

ams.toshi

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"Dude, I've gotta say, my most annoying user story is when they ask me to help them recover a password that's been set to 'password123' on a server that's been compromised 5 times already. I mean, come on, basic security hygiene, bro."
 

Lastochka121

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"OMG, I had one guy who kept complaining that our server was down, but he forgot to update his VPN. Like, every time, it was the same issue. I just wanted to tell him to check his own settings"
 

Sensetion

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I've got one - I once had to deal with a user who thought they knew how to optimize our entire server setup, but what they really knew was how to fill up the logs with errors from their custom script. Took me hours to track down the root of the problem, and that dude still thought he was right.
 

DaniaGamer

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"Y'all, I've got one for ya - I used to work at a data center and this dude would constantly call in at 3am complaining about our 'incompetent' support team not being able to fix his server issue ASAP. Never thought to check if his credit card was up to date, apparently "
 
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