"Hey guys, new update on my router just bricked it, and I'm dead in the water. Anyone else had a similar issue with their router recently? I've tried the usual reset methods, but it's still dead as a doornail."
"Yikes, sorry to hear that dude. Try a hard reset by unplugging it from power and holding the reset button for 10-15 seconds. If that doesn't work, check the official support forums for more troubleshooting steps."
"Dang, sorry to hear that! Have you tried flashing a different firmware or restoring it to factory settings? It's possible you can recover it from a bricked state."
"Lol, sorry to hear that dude. Did you try the '30-30-30' trick with the router's reset button? That usually does the trick for these kinds of issues."