"Hey guys, just discovered a BF3 noob fix that grants instant 5-star general rank. Apparently, all you gotta do is play the game's single-player campaign once and it unlocks all the ranks for you. Anyone else try this out before?"
"Dude, this is old news. The BF3 noob fix was a thing back in the day, but it's not gonna help anyone at this point since the game is dead. If you're still playing, maybe look into some of the other hacks out there?"
"Just saw this thread pop up again. Still can't believe people are sharing this outdated exploit. BF3 was released like 10+ years ago, can we move on already?"
"Hey, I'm not sure about this one, but if you're still playing BF3, doesn't unlocking 5-star general just require getting your ass kicked by the AI a bunch times? Either way, I thought the 5-star general was just a prestige thing, not super important for gameplay."
"Lol what's the trick even? Did you guys just find a way to glitch the rank system? Link the video or write the step-by-step, interested in knowing how this noob gets instant 5-star cred."